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orgasmictipsforgirls:

is there any greater turn-on than the sound of the last remaining person leaving the house

(via joshpeck)

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ruinedchildhood:

When you’re Washing the dishes and someone comes and adds in more

ruinedchildhood:

When you’re Washing the dishes and someone comes and adds in more

(via sextnoise)

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50 minutes ago
englishdub:

Professor Oak please stop there are children watching this show

englishdub:

Professor Oak please stop there are children watching this show

(via gnarly)

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52 minutes ago

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

(via tyleroakley)

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59 minutes ago

samandriel:

If I was an author, I’d go into bookstores and find the shelf with my books, randomly sign one, and put it back on the shelf to be sold. 

(via asian)

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59 minutes ago

unclefather:

i could hear the dolphin noises in my head

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via sextnoise)

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1 hour ago

My music teacher, when I said I couldn’t play because my recorder was broken. It was literally in two pieces. (via pandyssian)

(Source: kat-bots, via joshpeck)

Only a bad musician blames their instument
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1 hour ago
lonely-trashcan:

upperstories:

alantyson:

sweetappletea:

Punk’s not dead. Just exhausted.

Punk needs a blanket. Maybe some chamomile tea.

shhhh. small noises. small baseline solo.

this is the cutest thing ive ever seen im going to cry

lonely-trashcan:

upperstories:

alantyson:

sweetappletea:

Punk’s not dead. Just exhausted.

Punk needs a blanket. Maybe some chamomile tea.

shhhh. small noises. small baseline solo.

this is the cutest thing ive ever seen im going to cry

(Source: criquets, via lucifers-ass-cheek)

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1 hour ago
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